The Worst Thing in the World

Last week was pretty crazy for me and it just felt like everything that was happening was terrible and horrific so I decided to put things in perspective and make a list of the real worst things in the world.
  1. When you get stuck in traffic
  2. When the under-wire pops out of your bra
  3. When there are commercials on every channel 
  4. When you are having a really awesome dream about [insert hot celebrity here] and you wake up and forget all about it
  5. When your favorite shirt is in the laundry
  6. When you get a hang nail
  7. When you do a whole bunch of work in Word/Illustrator/Photoshop/etc and none of it gets saved and you are completely screwed
  8. When you turn on the radio and your favorite sing is ending
  9. When you get a paper cut
  10. When the someone knocks at your door and you go to answer it in your PJs without checking for morning hair... and it's the really hot neighbor from downstairs
  11. When you decide you want to re-name the blog but re-branding is a lot of effort
  12. When you get the Twitter over capacity message
  13. When there is a long line at supermarket 
  14. When you go to bake cookies and get half way through before you realize that you never bought eggs at the store
  15. When there is only one scoop of ice cream left in carton
  16. When you are Jason Bourne and the whole world is chasing you but you don't know why
  17. When you get pins and needles in your feet 
  18. When you are start a new series and don't realize till half way through that you started with the last book - not the first
  19. When you get an eyelash in your eye
  20. When you get stuck in a blogging rut
  21. When you get a manicure and the polish get ruined before you even get home
  22. When Instagram goes down thanks to Amazon's servers
  23. When you finish your Starbucks
Hope you guys have a great week!


Dara said...

love them. I'd add that one of the worst things is when you feel nauseous! such an awful feeling. I totally have had #14 happen - just like 2 weeks ago I was one egg short. I called everyone I knew nearby to ask for an egg and no one answered! argh!

Allie said...

This is a great list, I can definitely relate! I hate it when I'm baking and realize I'm missing a necessary ingredient! One trick I use for egg replacement though is using flax eggs-- I have a bag of ground flax seeds in my fridge and you can mix it with water and use it as an egg substitute, so helpful when I realize I forgot the eggs!

Mellissa Rondinelli said...

OMG! I totally hate #2!!! It's even worse when it's your favorite bra!! Why can't they invent something to hold it in there!!


Kelly Ann said...

This is such a great list, so many of these apply to me!

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Courtney Kassner said...

Haha this list was hilarious and so true! Looking forward to following you and reading more!

Allyssa said...

7 is the worst! I save every 2 minutes to prevent that, but sometime that can't even save me.

What's worse than #14 is when you've made made batter/dough and put it in the oven then realized you forgot an ingredient. Or when you put the wrong amount of an ingredient in and you could either a) dump the batter and start fresh or b) have very salty cookies.

Stacie said...

New follower alert...woop woop!!

Let's add to the list: when your office chair squeaks in a way that sounds like you cut the cheese and then you have to try to make your chair squeak that exact same way so your coworkers don't think you just dropped a stinker.

Cait said...

stopping by from the blog hop! your blog is super cute =] cant wait to read more! xo

Chelsea Lennox said...

24. foot cramps
25. stubbing your tote
26. forgetting something but it's on the tip of your tongue...or brain
27. the idea of cats going extinct

Michael Z said...

Yes, yes yes!! I do #14 a lot. You'd think I'd learn by now.

Shane Prather said...

Yes yes yes, so very true haha

Kelly { Messy.Dirty.Hair.} said...

I hate when I finish my Starbucks. I love this list!