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Opinions: I Would be Fuc*ed Without Spellcheck

I am sure that without it 82% of my posts would be undecipherable for you. For example, I always spell opinions as opins the first try… 100% of the time, without fail. But enough about my stoopidness (that one was intentional), and here are my opinions!
  1. I should care about politics and stuffs, but I don't
  2. It is not weird to name inanimate objects
  3. I watch Friends too often
  4. There is no such thing as watching Friends too often
  5. Cornish game hens are for people who are too greedy to share a regular chicken
  6. Robes are really cute on the hanger, but on a person they just look lumpy
  7. Movies with 128932 A-list actors are awesome (Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, He's Just Not That Into You)
  8. Touching raw meat is one of the nastiest things ever
  9. The word moist is nastier
  10. Books smell awesome - especially old ones from the library
  11. Country music is the best for listening to with the windows down
  12. Sticking to a leather couch or car seat is more painful then it should be
  13. Blue goes with everything
  14. Orange goes with nothing
  15. It is acceptable to cry after stubbing your toe
  16. Gold jewelry is really pretty, but it makes my skin look weird
  17. Yoga pants are just the fancier version of sweat pants
  18. You are never too old to wear braided pigtails
  19. Spray-on deodorant does not make sense
  20. Nicholas Sparks books will never get old
  21. I will never be able to not cry during a Nicholas Sparks book/movie
  22. Tempur-pedic beds seem like a scam… the topper works just fine
  23. The fact that I only get sea-sick on water beds is ironic
  24. It is weird that the big toe is the only one that I can move independently 
  25. If a strawberry is bruised or a banana is too spotty it has gone bad
  26. It is not weird to speak to your pets out loud
  27. There is no such thing as too much garlic
  28. Dressing up to take a flight is just pointless, you just get wrinkly when you sit in those tiny ass seats
  29. Instagram is an addiction
  30. Once one dish gets into the sink, it will multiply
  31. Bookmarks are like socks, you put them down for one second and they disappear 
  32. Overalls are adorable in concept, but awkward in reality
  33. You will never be too old to sleep with a blankie or stuffed animal (Bun-Bun for me)
  34. EOS is better the Burt's Bees, but Burt's Bees is better then regular chapstick
  35. Elliot Stabler runs shit
  36. SVU sucks since he left
  37. Someone needs to invent glasses that never get dirty
  38. DIY projects are super awesome… to think about… doing them is another story
  39. It will always be totally acceptable to McLabel things (aka: Grey's speak - best line ever at 0:28)

Link up and share some of your own opinions, because who really wants to listen to just me!?

Also linking up with Carly

14 comments:

michelle @ this little light said...

Those were great! I totally agree about orange and Eliot Stabler. And you made me laugh out loud with your point about the big toe! Love it.

I planned all weekend to link up, but now that I see my post isn't the correct format, feel free to delete if you need too. I don't want to be the rule-breaker!

Allyssa said...

I love these lists!

Niki Caron said...

Ha! Isn't it crazy how much we rely on spellcheck now! I few years ago I could spell things, now I am clueless! I talk to my animals all the time too, even outside when we're walking. I think this is normal. People passing me apparently do not. And as much as I LOVE orange, you're so right! I bought an orange sweater and an orange pencil skirt for fall, and I am still wondering what the heck to wear with them!

Evani Gatsby said...

Ah! I forgot this link up and I want in on the action! You are hiiiilarious. Totally agree with books smell, sticking to leather and bookmarks. Dead on my friend.

Kristen @ KV's Confessions said...

This is so great!! I wish I was feeling witty enough to write them down - I am brain fried.

Melanie Marie said...

Love this, especially since I agree with pretty much all of them.

Found your blog on Tuesday Tango and I'm your newest follower!

Melanie
Style to Stage

Kathleen said...

Love your list--now I have to concentrate on a good list of my own--ha ha!

Kimberly said...

Love this. Found it via Erin at LIY. These lists are too funny. :)
(New follower).

Kristin Fleck said...

Cornish game hens are for people who are too greedy to share a regular chicken



JUST DIED!!!! HAHAHAAAA!!!!

Brit @ Confessions of a PinAholic said...

I'm still laughing about the Cornish game hens. Love it!!

Sharlee@believinginsomething said...

Thanks for the comment. I found your blog from Living in Yellow and I am loving it! :) Glad you love country music, pets, and don't understand spray on deodorant either :) Your list made me laugh.

Kelly { MessyDirtyHair } said...

i really like this idea! i LOVE friends... i watch tooooo much how i met your mother ha! & youre right books do have a smell haha!

LWLH said...

Love this....still def. plan on doing this and linking back to here.

Esther Davison said...

Dear Rachel, I love your blog and I am slowly getting caught up on reading it. How do you do it? Seriously, you are amazing! If you need a human spell checker, please let me know. I would love to edit your posts. www.esthernorinedesigns.blogspot.com
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